My daddy used to tell me that a person is only as naked as the amount of clothes they have on. He’s right, you know. If it wasn’t for that old, wrinkled shirt and trousers that you can’t honestly remember the last time were washed, you’d be sitting there in your ratty underpants. Inappropriate.

My daddy also used to tell me about Bigfoots and scorpions as big as cars, too.

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